Since you're no doubt dying to know why I'm losing my mind, let me fill you in. Roy came home exhausted, and sick (?), so Audrey and I ventured out to the grocery store by ourselves. I have to admit I was a little stir crazy after not getting out at all since Sunday afternoon (!!!!!!). I tried to get Audrey to the park today, but after repeatedly telling her to come get ready I realized she was laying on the couch. Which is weird for her. She didn't have a fever...so apparently it's a silent killer. Just kidding.
Anyway, back to the part where Audrey and I went to the grocery store and barely lived to regret it. So, the fussyness started when I told her she couldn't watch "Doggies" (101 Dalmations) in the car because the DVD stuff wasn't set up. Truth be told, I was really relishing the idea of q-u-i-e-t. That was a pipe dream. Once in the store, it was tantrum after tantrum. From not getting a cookie because the bakery was closed (and seeing as her attitude didn't improve her chances of getting one anyway were slim-to-none), to the lobster tank not being mobile and readily available for adoption. Fits all over the place. I usually love H-E-B, but we were in and out as quickly as possible. When I went to put her in the car I smelled something... "Are you poopy?" "Nope." Translation..."YEP." Apparently it had gone "boom."
Home, bathtub, unload groceries, lots of dishes, messy house. Now, I sit sharing this with all of you because Roy obviously wouldn't appreciate being an audience at the moment. :)
On the upside, my darling husband let me sleep in this morning and even fixed Audrey breakfast! It was glorious.
This afternoon Audrey helped me make pumpkin cream cheese muffins for Roy to take to the guys at work tomorrow. Mostly she dumped things and licked things, but it was a lot of fun. :)
Ok, I should probably get to bed before I succumb to the desire to eat said pumpkin cream cheese goodness. I'll leave you with this:
Oh, how quickly the time goes by.
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